I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I had to cum in my sink.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
