with your own penis?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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