Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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