You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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