Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize
