i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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