feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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