I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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