You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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