im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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