Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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