I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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