god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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