Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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