i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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