i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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