North Korea, Best Korea!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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