Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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