Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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