I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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