Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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