There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize