Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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