Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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