Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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