No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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