it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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