Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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