i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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