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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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