So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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