Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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