where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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