My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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