Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Randomize
