i just wanna soil my oats bro
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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