Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Small penises have feelings too.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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