Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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