and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
