shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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