...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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