yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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