Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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