I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Randomize
