It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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