summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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