What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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