i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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