He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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