My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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