do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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