gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i think i just lost a toe
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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