so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need to calm my uterus...
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